Contact Us

Hey! We'd love to hear from you. This isn't our full-time job, so we ask that you be a teensy bit patient with our follow-up. 

 

Joe@apotheosis.city

Email Joe with all compliments, promotional appearances, moderately difficult riddles, and fun crock pot recipes.

 

Andy@apotheosis.city

Email Andy when you're angry or just need someone to vent to. 

 

Return Policy

Due to the small size of our operation, we cannot process returns. All sales are final.